dad bod spiderman can’t drive
well MAYBE he can, but he’s a miserable parallel parker
god fucking damn it
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i’ve been sitting here for like 5 minutes trying to think of a caption but i absolutely cannot think of anything funnier than this collection of images
my brother my brother and me
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someone: hey do you wanna hang out
me: i can’t bro i’m uglier than usual today
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bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him
This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud
I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”
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